when unicorn's attack

the blip festival is a showcase of a phenomenon called chipmusic

basically using old nintendo, comodore 60, and atari game system's

and the like to make electronic "blippy" music that sounds as gizmodo put it

"like girl talk and a gameboy had a baby"

but what i do dear reader is scour these filthy interwebs to bring you
the gem, the gleaming kernel of pure knowledge from out the babble.

so i give you one of the featured musicians

unicorn dream attack

the site is under construction

so listen on the myspaces

(so are the unicorns attacking in the dream, 

or is this an attack upon my person by dream unicorns)

rergardless, this is what the artist has to say

"Here be the only extant portion of the lost Epic of Unicorn Dream Attack...

--ere was this unicorn who had a enormous goiter that got punctured by a dreamy & brave knight with a twig and it exploded and produced a child of infinite glory and boundless might. Wherever the child went streams of stardust poured from its eyes; scattered fragments of multidimensional errata brilliantly unfolded into undulating pixel WAVes; its beckoning hand made the hypnotic yet sublime gang sign of eternity; also, there was a bouncy castle that looked like the millennium falcon. Peoples from all strata came to behold the child of essence and comeliness and were not disappointed for the cry produced by its very loins completely dominated and emasculated the likes of hoary Amadeus, mannish Bach, and Tchaikovsky the Fecund. A study of the child’s humours and temperaments later determined what we in the know already knew: this one was one with whom one should know now not to eff with--

Equipped with a pair of +9 Masterwork Gameboys of Etherealness w/ LSDJ enhancement, a Wondrous Tone of Casio +1VL, a +8 Mythic Yamaha VSS-30, magic missile, and Various Ephemera of the Arcane Baybee, Unicorn Dream Attack will never roll a one!!"