Saturday, May 31, 2008

various bike awesomeness

brass and wood








its official
fixed gear bikes are the new bmx
i predict there will be
track bike tricks in the 2012 olympics



skitching, the art of holding on to cars, is one thing.
skitching on a lotus... totally different... good thing he's the best.



obama spoke cards

divided we fall

this fox news clip is of some crazy bitch condoning the assassination on the democratic frontrunner.

Under The United States Code, Title 18, Part I, Chapter XIV, Section 879:

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully threatens to kill, kidnap, or inflict bodily harm upon—
(1) a former President or a member of the immediate family of a former President;
(2) a member of the immediate family of the President, the President-elect, the Vice President, or the Vice President-elect;
(3) a major candidate for the office of President or Vice President, or a member of the immediate family of such candidate; or
(4) a person protected by the Secret Service under section 3056 (a)(6);
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.

(b) As used in this section—
(1) the term “immediate family” means—
(A) with respect to subsection (a)(1) of this section, the wife of a former President during his lifetime, the widow of a former President until her death or remarriage, and minor children of a former President until they reach sixteen years of age; and
(B) with respect to subsection (a)(2) and (a)(3) of this section, a person to whom the President, President-elect, Vice President, Vice President-elect, or major candidate for the office of President or Vice President—
(i) is related by blood, marriage, or adoption; or
(ii) stands in loco parentis;
(2) the term “major candidate for the office of President or Vice President” means a candidate referred to in subsection (a)(7) of section 3056 of this title; and
(3) the terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” have the meanings given those terms in section 871 (b) of this title.

CALL FOX NEWS AT 1-888-369-4762 select the leave a comment option and tell Fox how you feel about Liz Trotta “joking” about assassinating Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama and laughing while she said “both, if we could.”

Or, Call Liz Trotta direct: 212-734-7543 (Our guess is this number won’t work for long)

Text from JoyEngine.com

While you’re sitting there in shock you should pull up your Netflix que and add OUTFOXED: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism.

from cyclejerks

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

fast friday

is a hipster packed weekly get together in seattle of "fixters" competing for street cred points.
racing, tricks, and all around hipsterness prevails.
there is a documentary coming out soon with a new site...
HERE!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

work watch more t.v. and go to sleep corporate slaves!

this "artsy" guy puts blank speech bubbles on
advertisements so that people can talk back to them

video...

HERE!

weezer... may be returning to awesomehood!

pork and beans is weezer's new video which calls upon all your favorite youtube stars.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

oh hai!!!11!!


the lolcatbible
is a full translation of the number one bestseller of fiction in lol speak

this is Art!

blu is (obviously)
a very talented artist
who spent a lot of time
making this video.


HERE!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

you see on average 5000 ads a day

anti advertisement agency is a well needed thing

velolinks


okay...
so a velodrome is the (nascaresque) track
that track bikes (a.k.a. fixed gear bikes)
are raceed in.

heres a link to all the tracks in the states

Monday, May 5, 2008

oh hell yeah

grl
the graffiti research lab (james powderly and evan roth)
is...well...just watch...
screening at the moma

grl site

Saturday, May 3, 2008

calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor

i can barely type through my tears from watching this video
they take bollywood gems and add crazy subtitles to them... just watch...

indian thriller

this one just because